period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
accurate description of my social life
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds
My bunny does this every morning in her cage
My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
when it turns from winter to spring
when bae comes over
when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously
#”damn fucking right i did”
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
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